does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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