ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
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you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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