she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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