Do vagina's smell?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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