the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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