Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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