Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
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She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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