Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Two words: nipple clamps
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