try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
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I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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