I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He better not be in your backpack
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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