How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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