so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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