I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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