so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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