with your own penis?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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