Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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