i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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