I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
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On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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