yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
