I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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