Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
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I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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