My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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