on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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