Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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