I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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