I cockslap morals
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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