rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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