i would punch a child for taco bell
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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