with your own penis?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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