The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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