it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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