dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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