I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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