sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
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I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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