I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Randomize
