I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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