You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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