She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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