Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
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When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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