Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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