New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
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So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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