Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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