yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
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I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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