so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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