People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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