Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Drunk walkin through police station. America
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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