in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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