we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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