So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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