We won't sleep together?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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