Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I will die if light touches me.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
