just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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