Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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